Where The Hell Have I Been?!?!

Okay I’ve been gone forever. Had such plans for this blog but then I got mixed up with a moron and wasted two damn years of my life.

Last time I am getting involved with a guy for a long time, maybe ever.

Only hot, sexy girls for me for now.

What is up with you men. If you aren’t crying about mommy-daddy issues, you’re tryin to act all tough in front of whatever audience you think may be watching.

I call my ex-BF “Mr. Pouty-Slap”. Bitch would pout and mope around the house half the day, then he would get drunk and try to hit me. Then he’d cry and tell me about how his dad used to smack him around as if that made it okay for him to try to smack me. How long does that excuse work before you scream “grow-the-hell-up” and jump out a window. What the hell was I thinking getting involved with him.

I should have handed him a juice box and told him to go take a nappy elsewhere long ago.

I swear, men are like stray cats.

You pick one up off the street trying to be all nice to it. Take it home and it’s sweet as can be at first, because it doesn’t know if you’re going to keep it or not. But then a few months pass by and it gets all settled in and comfortable, like your place belongs to it… and it’s a fussy, demanding shit you gotta clean up after all the time.

I’ve been done with him for a good few months now. Been living out in San Francisco with an old friend from NYC. She’s like this legendary professional dominatrix… all lifestyle into BDSM. Dead serious about femdom and her body is so fine. She’s like over 6 feet tall in high heels and every inch is hot. I’ve got a tight strippers body from dancing but I’m not as tall as her, and while I think of myself as a ballsy bitch, this woman doesn’t take shit from anyone. So dominant and so sexy

I’ve been living with her and her “puppy slave”. Puppy is this cute little girl (little in size not age you freaking perverts) who is her 24/7 slave girl. She acts like a combination of a puppy and a human… I know it sounds crazy but it’s really hot.

I have to wear a collar and leash around the house sometimes but I’m not getting into that here yet I’ve always liked fetish gear so it’s fine with me, and I’ve been learning a lot about femdom BDSM while living with her.